"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/05/2018 at 11:55 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/05/2018 at 11:55 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 10
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Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Saudi Arabia just began !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , yet many activists are still behind bars. Because everyone knows that when a law changes, clemency is given to everyone, and for everything related to that law. I’m sure Trump will pardon them eventually.
Audi’s neverending quest to fill every possible car niche has resulted in a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! named after a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
A 51-year-old woman !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! field, killing one man in Sanford, Florida Maine.
Google !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , it will probably collect $465 million in tax credits to help offset the $600 billion in dorkiness credits it has already collected.
Putting an F40 engine in the back of a Ferrari Dino? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (unless you happen to be a DIY YouTube vlogger in Florida with an questionably immaculate garage)
Ford trying to patent an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that hangs off your SUV’s tailgate. In totally unrelated news, assisted suicide is still illegal.
Tesla salespeople claim they’re being !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But that’s impossible because cults rely on charismatic leaders and a desire to completely refute or deny any criticisms of the cult’s mission and goals.
Lotus continues to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to its management structure.
Spanfeller is a twat
> Ash78, voting early and often
06/05/2018 at 13:07 |
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I’ve never heard of the Geely diet, but I’m sure many marques are ready to give it a try